Wednesdays dirty mind test

10:10 pm Wednesday, 20th September, 2023

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Dirty mind test: What starts with d and ends with ick?Drumstick.What gets wetter when things get steamy?Steamboats.I’m hard and hairy on the outside but soft and wet on the inside. What’s inside me tastes great in your mouth. What am I?A coconut.You use your hand to whack me off, the bigger I am, the louder I make people scream. What am I?A spider.I can be short or long, I bring people great joy and you can have multiple at the same time. What am I?Tweets.What do newly married couples get on their wedding day that’s long and sometimes hard?A new last name.What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.I want to be inside you every day, and you can set me to vibrate for extra fun. What am I?An electric toothbrush.Name a word that starts with “f” and ends with “u-c-k”?Firetruck!You put your hands on me the first thing in the morning. You always play with me in bed before you get to sleep. I mostly live in your pants and I am always in your mind, you cannot live without me. What am I?A smartphone.I'm not saying she was loose, bit I fell in and as I was attempting to find my way out I saw a light and began walking towards it. "Hello," my voice echoed in her cavernous slit. "Yes, I'm over here" he said.I began to tell him my dilemma of how I fell in and couldn't find my way out and saw the light. "Damn it man, I'm truckdriver and if you'll help me find my keys we'll drive out of this damn thin0!



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