A guy working in a pathology lab phones his mate on security one evening.
"Hey, you've got to come down here, I've got one that has a clitoris like a Gherkin!"
"No", Says the Security guy, "Don't believe you. I'm on me way!"
So when he gets down to the basement, the security guy is led to the cadaver and, when his mate pulls back the cloth, he reveals a stunning young woman naked. "See, like I said, a gherkin!"
"sure don't look like a Gherkin", says the security guy, "Doesn't even look like one", he adds.
"No", says the Lab technician, "You've got to taste it.....!"
