A bloke sat on a train noticed the woman opposite had a badge on which was in the shae of a pair of boobs. He asked "Sorry to distrub you but I noticed the badge and wondered what it meant"
The woman said "I belong to the National Society of Nymphomaniacs. I'mon my way to a conference in Manchester and we discuss men, sex, penis size etc etc"
The bloke said "I'm in a society too. Its the Society of Penile Anthropology. We discuss penis size and girth and stuff. We should have a combined function. That'd be a laugh. For instance, the longest peni were attributed to the Apache Indians of native America"
The woman looked suitably imppressed
"And the thickest peni were attributed to the Italians"
"Wow!" said the woman "My name's Tina by the way"
The man leant forward to shake her hand and said "Pleased to meet you Tina...I'm Tonto Pavarotti"
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