A guy goes to the local Council to apply for a job.
The interviewer asks him about his previous employer.
He replies: "The army. I served in the Royal Artillery for three years. Last duty in Iraq".
The interviewer says, "That will give you extra points toward employment."
The guy adds "And previously in Afghanistan"
The interviewer says, "Great, even more points for that."
The interviewer then asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes 100%... a mortar round exploded near me and blew my testicles off."
The interviewer says, "OK I can hire you right now. The hours are from 8:00am to 4:00pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00."
The guy is puzzled and says, "If the hours are from 8:00 to 4:00, why do you want me to come in at 10:00?"
"This is the local council you'll be working for," the interviewer says. "For the first two hours we just sit around scratching our balls. Not much point in you coming in for that."
