I am a fat, filthy, cheese eater. I will stare out my windows in hopes of seeing sexy old women with walkers and canes.
I like to relax in the evenings by dropping a deuce and spreading coconut oil a small ovah mah baawday.
I love going to city parks and sitting on the park benches and people watch. When enough people gather near me, I will stand up and shout COURT IS NOW IN SESSION!!!" Then I will sit down abruptly while at the same time pulling down my sweat pants to my ankles. Then I will grab the big wooden meat mallet I brought with me, and in one quick motion, I will use it as the courts gavel on my testicles.
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 49 | |
| Sexuality | Straight | |
| Location | USA, Florida, Largo | |
| Ethnicity | White / Caucasian | |
| Height | 5ft 8in (173 cm) | |
| Build | Big and beautiful | |
| Hair | Dark brown | |
| Body hair | Natural | |
| Body decoration | Earrings, Tattoos | |
| Drink | Socially | |
| Drugs | None | |
| Cock/Breast size | Medium | |
| Travel | Will travel | |
| Safe sex | Always | |
| Friends | Claretmi749 | |
