I'm hilarious as long as your sense of humor is good, if not I'll spank you...(If so I will to) .Hey..random subject change you know how they say people who are bosses and run shit in their everyday lives like to be submissives because it is a refreshing break from everyone bowing down in their presence all day? You would think that doms would all be the pathetic losers doing the bowing then right well news flash it's not right bitches and once you meet me you won't think that anymore cause I've been awesome since birth and I stay that way with no money, job or real life accomplishments helping me so all the stereo-types can go eat beluga dick and wash it down with denatured alcohol. I'm lying of course I graduated community college, yep, liberal arts degree and everything so put a big fat check mark in the real-life accomplishments box. Oh and don't worry it's OK if overwhelming sexual desire for me makes you swoon so hard that you faint I carry smelling salts with me at all times).
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| Gender | Male | |
| Age | 39 | |
| Location | USA, California, Livermore | |
| 🌈 Sexuality | Straight | |
| 🏠 Meet At | Your place | |
